SASMS II

November 8, 2022

6:00 PM–9:00 PM
MC 2035

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Hello dearest fans! (like the fans that go brrrrr and spin)

Tomorrow we have an exciting event happening: SASMS 2, return of the SASMS! This event will feature a new lineup of speakers, delicious goodies to snack on, and it'll happen Tomorrow, November 8, in our very own MC2035. Please arrive by 5:50pm since talks start at 6:00 sharp!

This time, instead of dinner, we'll be providing a lovely variety of desserts and snacks (for the $2 fee paying members only, but that's you right? you're reading this email? it's addressed to you? to fee paying members right?).

In case of an emergency, like if you haven't paid your fee, the fee can be paid at the event.

Our voluntold's for this week!

SASMS iI — Tuesday Nov 8. 6:00-9:00pm — MC 2035

Time	Speaker	Talk Title
6:00pm	Andrés	A Colourful Proof of the Brouwer Fixed-Point Theorem
6:30pm	Ręñë	Twin-Width and Parameterized Complexity
7:00pm	Pure Math Club	PMC Dinner
8:00pm	Shannon	When are Delta-YY equivalence classes finite?
8:30pm	Terry	Physically Based Rendering: Past, Present, and Future

See you soon little PMClings!

Maya Gusak
~ex~ VP Propaganda, PMC

Over 9000

November 2, 2022

6:00 PM–8:00 PM
QNC 2502

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OVER ((!!!9000!!!))

Howdy cowboys and cowgirls!

I'm feeling a bit silly today, aren't I? The power of emailing 9000 people at once is getting to my head. Speaking of 9000. Over 9000 contest is back!! (I mean it didn't really go anywhere) but we've got a brand new challenge for y'all. November 2nd at 6-8pm in QNC 2502. I promise no determinants.

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For those of you who have been living under a ROCK, let me explain:

The Over 9000 Contest is a traditional, classic, contemporary, modern contest run termly by the Pure Math, Applied Math, and Combinatorics & Optimization Club.

Contestants will be asked a series of question of the form "Let N be defined as follows: . Is N over 9000?

Contestants will have a predetermined amount of time to solve/guess/pray to decide whether N is, indeed, Over or Under 9000

No answers will be of the form "Exactly 9000" because I hate technicalities.

Prizes

THERE WILL BE REAL LIFE PRIZES TO BE WON. Both best and worst score win. Also snacks.

Your first question is: Let N be the number of people subscribed to this mailing list. Is N over 9000?

Sign-up

Use this form to sign up. Pretty please.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd2fKoStZ1-b5_Unyrj5ktpkPfb_Fju6ovpNysn-YbLuyHxBw/viewform?usp=sf_link

F22 AMATH Prof Talk

September 29, 2022

2:00 PM–4:00 PM
MC 5501

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That's right folks, in our very first event of the season, Prof. Brian Ingall will be raining down his knowledge on us this September 29th at 2:00pm at the (first?) F22 AMATH Prof Talk!

Mark it in your calendars, agendas, diaries, and various other forms of timekeeping, because you reaaaaally won't want to miss this talk (I mean, really, do you? do you really???)

For those of you with the attention span to get this far in the email, here are the details:

AMATH Prof Talk with Brian Ingall
Time: Thursday, Sept 29th, 2-4pm
Location: MC 5501
Food: Dinner (members only)

What will it be about? The short answer is that he will be sharing his research on autonomously oscillating systems and working with biological data. The talk will be roughly an hour long with time for questions and discussions afterwards. The long answer is for you to come and find out!

Hope to see all your lovely faces there!

xoxo

Maya, VP Propaganda

P.S. If you're not in our discord yet -- what are you doing?? Join our beautiful server here: https://discord.gg/QVU2vFjGvm

P.P.S. Please give one of us execs a measly $2 for your club membership if y'all haven't done so already.